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Forrest Fenn is Illiterate

  • fukcforrestfenn
  • Nov 4, 2019
  • 1 min read

Updated: Oct 8, 2020

Want to know why nobody has found the chest?

Want to know why the poem is so hard to solve?


It is because Forrest Fenn is Illiterate.


Let's look at a few definitions:

1. violating approved patterns of speaking and writing

2. lacking in education or the knowledge gained from books


Now let's look at what Forrest Fenn has to say about himself:

"Sometimes when I make a word mistake I like the mistake better than the correct word, so I just laugh at everyone who would correct me, and stay with the mistake. If the reader knows exactly what I mean then heck with everything else."

"Some of the old writing rules have been worn so thin it’s time for some new thinking. I relish in the thought that I’m the only one who can say things my very own way. I’m particularly good with commas. I just throw them in here and there where I feel like it."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!


This just proves how stubborn, conscience about his lack of education, and illiterate Forrest Fenn is!

He is making excuses for not being a good writer!

I'm sorry, Forrest Fenn. You are wrong!

That is not how language works.

People can't just go and say they are changing the rules. Rules are there for a reason. It's a standard. Without standards communication breaks down. This has been researched and proven many times.


Talk about a most gnawing frustration that there are people who praise him.


 
 
 

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